

IAmNotALawyer
Choosing an equal amount of “dog bad” “cat bad” and "lawyer bad" options will cause the ending to not trigger (requires a restart) Repeat button is not visible unless you play in full scree…
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About IAmNotALawyer
Choosing an equal amount of “dog bad” “cat bad” and "lawyer bad" options will cause the ending to not trigger (requires a restart) Repeat button is not visible unless you play in full screen Doesn't work on mobile web browsers
How to play
lick lower right full screen button to view entire screen
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